Whoa Tanny, why on god’s green earth would your first article in ages be about Young Dolph!? Well tan-fans, Tanny felt a great injustice had occurred on the internet, which is why he needed to write about 3 similarities between Young Dolph and Gandalf. What’s the injustice you ask? It’s simple… The internet doesn’t have any images or content combining Young Dolph, the rapper, and Gandalf, the wizard, from the Lord of the Rings.
To be honest, this is a complete travesty. How could the internet, in all of it’s omniscience, not already have any images featuring Young Dolph and Gandalf together?
He’s the hood’s wizard, Pippin’s plug, Rivendell’s runner, Mordor’s mover, the hobbit’s prophet, and middle-earth’s ultimate middleman!
Introducing ghetto Gandalf, henceforth known as ganDOLPH!!!
Man…f#@k Sauron! 
It’s (gan)DOLPH!
3 Similarities between Young Dolph & Gandalf
- Gandalf and Young Dolph are both MOTIVATORS. Do you think Frodo would have made it to Mordor without a little encouragement from his grey-bearded friend? Heck, without Gandalf, the entire journey to destroy the ring would never have happened. Young Dolph, on the other hand, motivates the streets. Young Dolph is all about inspiring others to get money and live a lavish lifestyle. Not exactly saving the world, but getting money should be a priority in everyone’s life.
- Gandalf and Young Dolph both love the color WHITE, albeit for very different reasons.
- Gandalf and Young Dolph both have BEEF with their peers. What powerful being doesn’t have beef though? While Gandalf and Young Dolph are both generally beloved by the populace, they have issues with fellow rappers/wizards. Young Dolph has been engaged in a beef with Yo Gotti for years, a beef that has resulted in numerous attempts on his life. Gandalf’s got beef too. Don’t ever forget…
Saruman’s a SNITCH
Full Disclaimer, Young Dolph’s music is not for children as it contains large amounts of cursing and street talk. Please listen at your own risk below. If you’d like to listen to a rapper that’s different than Young Dolph, check out my review of YFN Lucci.
Sincerely,
