Why You Should Wear Sunscreen
Let’s just get this out of the way…Tanny is feeling REALLY tan right now. We’re not even halfway through summertime, and Tanny has already reached near optimal natural tan levels. The real question is though, how does Tanny have such a glorious tan. How does it relate to why you should wear sunscreen?
Well, the answer to how Tanny has such a glorious, all-natural, golden tan is a complex one. Let’s just say that the good lord above had a hand in that. If he/she/it were a chef, than the recipe would look something like this:
- A cup of handsome
- A tablespoon of good skin
- A sprinkle of optimal melanin levels
- A dash of a sunshine
- Lot’s of sunscreen before and during sun exposure
And don’t forget to grease the pan first! Whoaaaaaaa! So that’s the recipe for Tanny, but don’t get it twisted, there’s only one of me! Everyone tans a little different but you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to understand why you should wear sunscreen. There are plenty of reasons why you should wear sunscreen. So many in fact, that the “no man” doesn’t even decline lathering up with some of that sun-protective milk. Meet the “no man” below, and keep reading to find out the top 10 reasons why you should wear sunscreen.
The Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Wear Sunscreen
- Skin Cancer is the most common form of cancer and sunscreen reduces your risk of developing skin cancer.
- It will make your skin have a little, greased-up shine, indicating to others that you’re ready to tackle the day.
- Everyday usage of sunscreen helps reduce premature aging, so you won’t look super old when you’re actually young.
- Ms. Tan Puppy will give you a kissy if you wear sunscreen.
- Using sunscreen helps reduce blotchy skin, red veins, brown spots, and other skin discolorations
- Tanny wears it everyday, so that’s a good enough reason in and of itself
- According to Harvard, sunscreen usage habits won’t drastically reduce your absorption of vitamin d
- Chicks love dudes that wear sunscreen, and vice versa. Nothing says “established, secure, and sexy” to a potential mate like getting sunscreened up in public.
- Wearing sunscreen might make you feel more safe about being outdoors, and being outside provides a number of benefits like improved sleep, attitude, and lower levels of depression.
- The “No Man” a.k.a Patrick Kennedy, actually wears it and doesn’t complain about doing so
So don’t look like this Super Tan Old Guy when you’re in your 30s. Wear your sunscreen and stay sun safe, just like old Tanny!
Whoa! That’s my friend Billy and he’s only 27!
Yours in Responsible Tanning,
I feel like skin cancer is one of the only things people mention when they talk about wearing sunscreen. I think it’s a good thing since that’s a serious condition that can occur. However, it’s also nice to learn other reasons to wear sunscreen like how it helps reduce blotchy skin and brown spots.