Reggae Suntans – A Match Made in Heaven
Tanny has a confession to make. To be honest, this song is actually pretty awful. However, everyone has seen a movie sooooo bad, that it somehow becomes good. This song is like the movie “Pacific Rim” in the sense of overwhelming bad-ness turned into greatness. However, just like Tanny loves him some good old fashioned robot fighting, he also loves him some reggae music when the sun is out and the Coronas are a-flowin’.
Or should it be the Bud Light Limes a-flowin’?
These are the important questions one must ponder. Anyways, reggae and tanning go together like two peas in a pod. They go together so well, that there’s apparently an official reggae tanning lotion
While I don’t know what magical substance the singer is “Inhaling/Exhaling”, I do know he must really like it a lot based on the way he sings about it. Tanny has similar strong feelings about all-natural, responsible tanning. Sometimes I even consider singing about how much I love my sun-kissed glow, but instead, I just let my tan do the talking.
Based on the way old Tanny’s voice sounds, I think that’s the way it was meant to be.
So have a quick listen to “Inhale Exhale” by Rebelution on YouTube below. Afterwards check out the “choice lyrics” beneath the video for a more detailed analysis of why Tanny loves this song.
Choice Lyrics:
“Sweet Mary Jane, you pick me up, you make me feel no pain!”
Whoa, this ‘Mary Jane’ gal must be really beautiful for the singer to say something like that! Like Romeo and Juliet, or Guinevere and Lancelot, this love seems to make one immune to pain as well as lift the spirit.
It’s a love I’ve felt only after a great suntanning session, but maybe there’s a girl out there that could make old Tanny feel the same way. One day, right!?
“It keeps me going, never feel like I’m defeated!”
Wow! An energy supplement and on top of that, you never feel defeated. I’ve felt defeated before and It’s not a great feeling. You know how Tanny bounces back?
You guessed it!
When the going gets tough, the tough go tanning! So turn that mood around with a great, responsible suntan, and get out there and conquer life!
“It keeps me humble, makes me appreciate!”
Being humble is also an amazing trait in life. It’s the ‘yin’ to self-confidence’s ‘yang’. So if you’ve got a great tan, let the world know, but never forget that life is really about helping others.
Always remember, it’s one thing for you to reach your tanning potential. It’s quite another thing to help someone else reach theirs!
Tan Responsibly,
