What the fudge is Tanny Cares!?
Well folks, if the video didn’t answer your questions (which I’m sure it didn’t), then let old Tanny elaborate. Tanny Cares, is the most exciting new charity on the block, founded by Mr. All-Natural Tan 2016 himself. All profits…and Tanny does mean all, will be going to the Skin Cancer Foundation once we hit our goal of $1,000. Check out Tanny Cares by clicking here, or by clicking on the tab at the top of the page.
Tanny, I knew you had a golden tan, but I didn’t know you had a heart of gold too! -Donny J from Jacksonville, FL
Tanny Cares Charity FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)
Question 1: Come on Tanny, you’ve got to be skimming some charity money off the top for yourself? How else can you afford the movie star calibre lifestyle that you have?
Tanny: First of all, how dare! Ya’ll already been knowing that Tanny is paid up. It also helps that Tanny pretty much exclusively eats rice and beans, as well as chicken that has been so genetically enhanced, it looks like it’s been hitting the gym. Translation, Tanny lives poor in some areas, so he can give back in others. That’s just real life.
Question 2: How do you feel about the rap group Migos?
Tanny: Well, I feel great about the rap group Migos. They make every song they are featured on better, and their non-stop list of catchy ad-libs put other rap groups to shame.
Question 3: How long will it take me to get my Tanny Cares donation gift?
Tanny: Well, it depends on what it is. Tanny will have his mom mail out your gift from his old room in his house in Jacksonville as soon as you order it. Or more specifically, as soon as I’m not too beat to call her and ask her to send it out. If it’s not in stock, then Tanny will send you a personal note and send it to you as soon as it is available.
Question 4: Tanny, are you feeling Tan right now?
Tanny: You know it! When is Tanny not feeling tan is the better question!
Question 5: What do the shirts look like?
Tanny: Peep the photo of Tanny looking mad stylish below.
Lovin’ da crew!
Question 6: Tanny, who is your favorite contemporary R&B artist?
Tanny: The Dream. He still puts out hits, despite other young guns like The Weeknd, PARTYNEXTDOOR, and Jeremih being out.
If you have any other questions, don’t hesitate to leave a comment, or drop me a line at tannymangino@gmail.com.
Sincerely,
