But Tanny, what does music have to do with sun safety you might say? Well tan-fan, to be honest, it really doesn’t have much to do with it to be honest! I just like music and hopefully, Tanny’s Tunes can help you find some music you might like too.
Read the music reviews here and I bet you’ll find something to jam too. Tanny’s picked him a few Grammy winners before, so his music taste can’t be all that bad! So sit back, relax, and kick it with the Tan-Man.
Whoa Tanny, why on god’s green earth would your first article in ages be about Young Dolph!? Well tan-fans, Tanny felt a great injustice had occurred on the internet, which is why he needed to write about 3 similarities between Young Dolph and Gandalf. What’s the injustice you ask? It’s simple… The internet doesn’t have […]
Ray Ray from Summerhill knows how to make a hit Ray Ray from Summerhill, a.k.a. YFN Lucci, knows his way around a hit. After the success of songs like “Everyday We Lit” and “Key to the Streets” it’s surprising that his name isn’t as omnipresent as his music. So how does Mr. Y-F-N-B-C make so […]
Big Sean Delivers Another Win “Whoa Tanny, you sure do have your ear to the streets!” – Jimmy That’s right tan fan. The streets are hungry for other things besides advice on all-natural tanning and sun safety. As a true renaissance man, it’s up to Tanny to stay abreast on all sorts of things, including […]
These Bad Suns Won’t Cause Skin Cancer Actually, Old Tanny can’t guarantee listening to the music of the Bad Suns won’t give you cancer…you really never know these days. However there are some risks you just gotta take! The music of the Bad Suns is just that catchy, and “Outskirts of Paradise” is no exception. […]
Duffle Bag Forever! 2 Chainz and an album inspired by the Karate Kid…wow. So how does 2 Chainz, a 39 year old man who will probably make more money than any of us will ever make in our lives, get away with a project titled “Daniel Son; Necklace Don”? Well I have no idea, but […]
I Know, You Know, I Know, You’re Ballin’ Zaddy…wow. Ty Dolla $ign, you’ve done it again. While definitely not the best song by a wide margin in $’s (pronounced “Dolla’s) discography, “Zaddy” holds a special place in my heart for it’s sheer stupidity. So what the heck does the term even mean? So basically a “Zaddy” […]
Gucci Mane May or May Not Talk to You… Gucci Mane, a.k.a “Gucci Mane La Flare, Big Guwop, Mr. Zone 6” and an assortment of other ridiculous nicknames has had a long and illustrious rap career, despite being in and out of jail frequently for the past decade. Despite his checkered past, Gucci has recently […]
CRUISN’ for an All-Natural Tan “If you wanna throw shade, I’m gonna throw you away!” – CRUISR Now this is Tanny’s type of band! CRUISR’s dance-able variety of indie rock makes you feel like you’re somehow listening to summer. Whoa! What a feeling! Not to mention, they also seem to hate shade, which makes me […]
“Watch Me Ride this Fixed Gear Bike…Shirtless” Can there even be such a thing as a “tan hipster?” Well, yes, yes there can be. Have you ever visited Southern California? There’s a veritable army of tan hipsters out there. So what might this “tan hipster” army be listening to? Probably a lot of things, but […]
R&B and Turn-Up Trap, The Perfect Combo Every now and again, old Tanny likes to put on a little music for that special, naturally-tanned lady in his life. Sometimes Tanny wants to turn-up with a popular R&B artist that isn’t known for domestic violence (I see you Chris Breezy). No matter the situation, Bryson Tiller delivers. […]
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