Goddess Garden Sunscreen Review Summary: It’s been a minute since Tanny Tanielson, aka Tanny Mangino, has been on his sunscreen review grind. That’s about to end though with this Goddess Garden sunscreen review for the Organic Everyday SPF 30 version. Hold your horses for a minute! You may have noticed that Tanny is neither a […]
Sunscreen Reviews
Tanny’s Sunscreen Reviews
Who’d a thunk a tan dude like old Tanny would need sunscreen to protect himself from the sun? Guess what though folks, even if you’re a naturally tan person, you still need to practice sun safety and wear sunscreen when you go outside. Enter, Tanny’s Sunscreen Reviews.
In my reviews, I provide thorough and unbiased sunscreen analysis from the perspective of a naturally tan champion. Who better to help you stay protected from the sun, than a man who stays tan, despite wearing sunscreen every single day. Old Tanny was even an ocean lifeguard and has literally tested buckets of sunscreen over the years.
Oh, and let’s not forget cost savings. Tanny likes to squeeze him a penny every now and again, but he doesn’t compromise on the quality of his sunscreen…unless of course, you can have your cake and eat it too! Whoaaaaaaaa! Tanny just went there!
Hawaiian Tropic Island Sport SPF 15 Sunscreen Review
Hawaiian Tropic Island Sport SPF 15 Sunscreen Review: It’s obvious that the makers of Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen know what they’re doing. With the consistently high quality of their sunscreen products, it’s no wonder that Tanny’s a fan. It also doesn’t hurt that Hawaiian Tropic sponsors an annual competition for beautiful Australian women. Big Tanny is […]
Sun Bum SPF 30 Face Stick Sunscreen Review
Sun Bum SPF 30 Face Stick Sunscreen Quick Review: Do you consider your face, your “money maker?” Your “bread and butter?” The reason the ladies/gentlemen may want to “shake-their-tailfeather” for you? If any of the statements above apply, or even if they don’t, you should be concerned about maintaining the beauty of that handsome mug […]
Hawaiian Tropic Island Sport SPF 30
Hawaiian Tropic Island Sport SPF 30 Quick Review: Hawaiian Tropic, like Banana Boat, is an O.G. (“Original Gangster”) in the sunscreen and skin care game. There’s a reason Hawaiian Tropic has been around for a while. They make legitimately good products. The Hawaiian Tropic Island Sport SPF 30 is no exception. They also happen to […]
NO-AD SPF 45 Sunscreen
NO-AD SPF 45 Sunscreen Quick Review: NO-AD SPF 45 Sunscreen…henceforth referred to as “BRO-AD” has long been a staple in the sunscreen game. Like old Tanny, you might have always thought of BRO-AD as a cheap alternative to other higher quality sunscreen products. Maybe you’ve purchased the BRO-AD to cover a mass quantity of humans […]
Kiss My Face Sport Hot Spots Sunscreen Stick SPF 30
Kiss My Face Sport Hot Spots Sunscreen Stick SPF 30 Quick Review: When your friend gives a sunscreen the nickname, “the grease boy“, you probably know you’re not looking at a five star product. While the Kiss My Face Sport Hot Spots Sunscreen Stick may stick to your face (and any other area you apply […]
Neutrogena CoolDry Sport SPF 70
Neutrogena CoolDry Sport SPF 70 Quick Review: “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” – Juliet (Romeo & Juliet) You didn’t think old Tanny knew himself a little Shakespeare, did ye!? Well Tanny does know a little Shakespeare, and he also knows a we […]
Neutrogena Clear Face Sunscreen SPF 55
Neutrogena Clear Face Sunscreen SPF 55 Quick Review: Do you like luxury?? Tanny sure does, in moderation, of course. I don’t know how the folks at Neutrogena have done it but somehow they’ve managed to liquify silk and infuse it with UV blocking goodness to create the world’s most opulent sunscreen. Seriously, Tanny’s skin feels […]
Banana Boat Sport Performance Sunscreen SPF 50
Banana Boat Sport Performance Sunscreen SPF 50 Quick Review: Whoa! Is that Tanny Mangino using a sunscreen that was actually designed for adults? Well, Banana Boat Sport Performance Sunscreen SPF 50 is designed for adults so it must be an adult sunscreen, right? Just to keep it 100% with ya’ll though, my mommy gave me this sunscreen […]
Coppertone Water Babies Pure & Simple SPF 50 Review
Coppertone Water Babies Pure & Simple SPF 50 Quick Review: First off, this sunscreen is meant for babies but Tanny Mangino has been using it quite frequently because his mom gave it to him for free. He now knows why she gave it to him for free. Admittedly, this sunscreen is particularly strong and durable in […]