“Zaddy” – Ty Dolla $ign
I Know, You Know, I Know, You're Ballin' Zaddy...wow. Ty Dolla $ign, you've done it again. While definitely not the…
The #BROFAVOR
"Hey Bro, Will You Put Some Sunscreen on my Back!?” Don’t be embarrassed future tan guy. We’ve all been there. …
Manual Labor Tanning Tips
Whistle While you Work (and Tan)! It's Saturday and your wife is nagging you to mow the yard once again.…
Kiss My Face Sport Hot Spots Sunscreen Stick SPF 30
Kiss My Face Sport Hot Spots Sunscreen Stick SPF 30 Quick Review: When your friend gives a sunscreen the nickname,…
“At Least a M” – Gucci Mane
Gucci Mane May or May Not Talk to You... Gucci Mane, a.k.a "Gucci Mane La Flare, Big Guwop, Mr. Zone…
Neutrogena CoolDry Sport SPF 70
Neutrogena CoolDry Sport SPF 70 Quick Review: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other…
“Throw Shade” by CRUISR
CRUISN’ for an All-Natural Tan “If you wanna throw shade, I’m gonna throw you away!” - CRUISR Now this is…
How to Avoid a Terrible Golf Tan
Friends Don’t Let Friends Get Uneven Tans We’ve all seen them before. Some of us have even been victims. The…
DeLand, Florida Suntanning
DeLand, it almost rhymes with “Tan” Hey there tan guy/gal! Are you searching for an “oppor-TAN-ity” to take your suntan…
Local Natives & Tan Hipsters
"Watch Me Ride this Fixed Gear Bike…Shirtless” Can there even be such a thing as a “tan hipster?” Well, yes,…