Mountain Tan versus Mountain Sunburn Does altitude affect sunburn and tanning? Yes. Can you get a sunburn while you’re on the mountain? Yes. Will you get a mountain tan, and avoid a mountain sunburn after reading this article? Tanny sure hopes so. In order to understand the what a mountain tan is, you must first […]
Why You Should Wear Sunscreen Let’s just get this out of the way…Tanny is feeling REALLY tan right now. We’re not even halfway through summertime, and Tanny has already reached near optimal natural tan levels. The real question is though, how does Tanny have such a glorious tan. How does it relate to why you […]
Stay Responsibly Tan…Gator Fan! GameDay Sun Safety Facts Are the brewskie’s ice cold? Check. Do we have plenty of disgusting food to eat? Check. Got the sunscreen packed? Of course. Is Tanny, feeling extra tan!? You better believe it! While the checklist above may seen like a no-brainer for a responsibly tan human, many […]
“Hey Bro, Will You Put Some Sunscreen on my Back!?” Don’t be embarrassed future tan guy. We’ve all been there. You need some sunscreen on your back and you’re surrounded by only dudes. Perhaps there’s a fine lady around, but it doesn’t seem appropriate to ask her either. Don’t be scared. Tanny has got your […]
Whistle While you Work (and Tan)! It’s Saturday and your wife is nagging you to mow the yard once again. Depressed you wonder…will she ever stop? Grass has grown for thousands of years with no one to mow it. Can’t it wait another weekend? You want to watch the unnecessarily early college football game at […]
Friends Don’t Let Friends Get Uneven Tans We’ve all seen them before. Some of us have even been victims. The pale forehead, the pasty-elmer’s-glue shoulders, and the white-as-ivory feet are dead giveaways. The evil that I speak of is the dreaded golf tan. While not as bad as a sunburn, the golf tan is still […]
DeLand, it almost rhymes with “Tan” Hey there tan guy/gal! Are you searching for an “oppor-TAN-ity” to take your suntan to the next level this weekend? Do you just need a re-up on your sun supply after a long week in the office? Well if you’re anything like old Tanny, you’ve probably answered “yes” to […]
Personal Sun Umbrellas, They’re Not Just for Dorks! Hey there tan fans, it’s Tanny Mangino here with another tanning tip to help ensure you’re tanning responsibly this summer! First of all let me say, I know what you’re thinking tan fans. Personal Sun Umbrellas are only for dorks for who don’t want a radiant, golden, […]
Tanny Mangino, Protector of Pokémon & People! Hey there Pokémaniacs, it’s Tanny Mangino here with a special suntanning tip for all those players out there trying to prevent Pokémon GO sunburns. You see, Tanny is a day one Pokéfan. When it came down to choosing Red version or Blue version, he choose Blue. Luckily Nintendo […]
Sweat Yourself to a Great Suntan Hey there future tan person, it’s Tanny Mangino here with another tip for helping you get a great suntan! Are you grossed out by sweat? Do you think that all sweat is good for is to make you stink? Well if you answered ‘yes’ to either question, it might […]
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