Whoa Tanny, why on god’s green earth would your first article in ages be about Young Dolph!? Well tan-fans, Tanny felt a great injustice had occurred on the internet, which is why he needed to write about 3 similarities between Young Dolph and Gandalf. What’s the injustice you ask? It’s simple… The internet doesn’t have […]
CRUISN’ for an All-Natural Tan “If you wanna throw shade, I’m gonna throw you away!” – CRUISR Now this is Tanny’s type of band! CRUISR’s dance-able variety of indie rock makes you feel like you’re somehow listening to summer. Whoa! What a feeling! Not to mention, they also seem to hate shade, which makes me […]
“Watch Me Ride this Fixed Gear Bike…Shirtless” Can there even be such a thing as a “tan hipster?” Well, yes, yes there can be. Have you ever visited Southern California? There’s a veritable army of tan hipsters out there. So what might this “tan hipster” army be listening to? Probably a lot of things, but […]
R&B and Turn-Up Trap, The Perfect Combo Every now and again, old Tanny likes to put on a little music for that special, naturally-tanned lady in his life. Sometimes Tanny wants to turn-up with a popular R&B artist that isn’t known for domestic violence (I see you Chris Breezy). No matter the situation, Bryson Tiller delivers. […]
Reggae Suntans – A Match Made in Heaven Tanny has a confession to make. To be honest, this song is actually pretty awful. However, everyone has seen a movie sooooo bad, that it somehow becomes good. This song is like the movie “Pacific Rim” in the sense of overwhelming bad-ness turned into greatness. However, just […]
“Tiny Cities” & The Introspective Tanning Session Tanny here, with a another tune to help you on your quest for the perfect suntan. While Tanny loves him some good old fashioned EDM, “Tiny Cities” by Flume and Beck doesn’t necessarily fit the traditional summertime EDM song format. While the song sounds upbeat, and gets me […]
Music to Tan To! Tanny here, bringing you the first edition of “Tanny’s Tunes”. This section of the site is devoted to music that makes you want to run outside and work on your suntan. So go ahead, roll the windows down, because you might as well bronze that left arm while you’re driving. It’s called multitasking […]
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