CRUISN’ for an All-Natural Tan “If you wanna throw shade, I’m gonna throw you away!” – CRUISR Now this is Tanny’s type of band! CRUISR’s dance-able variety of indie rock makes you feel like you’re somehow listening to summer. Whoa! What a feeling! Not to mention, they also seem to hate shade, which makes me […]
Friends Don’t Let Friends Get Uneven Tans We’ve all seen them before. Some of us have even been victims. The pale forehead, the pasty-elmer’s-glue shoulders, and the white-as-ivory feet are dead giveaways. The evil that I speak of is the dreaded golf tan. While not as bad as a sunburn, the golf tan is still […]
DeLand, it almost rhymes with “Tan” Hey there tan guy/gal! Are you searching for an “oppor-TAN-ity” to take your suntan to the next level this weekend? Do you just need a re-up on your sun supply after a long week in the office? Well if you’re anything like old Tanny, you’ve probably answered “yes” to […]
“Watch Me Ride this Fixed Gear Bike…Shirtless” Can there even be such a thing as a “tan hipster?” Well, yes, yes there can be. Have you ever visited Southern California? There’s a veritable army of tan hipsters out there. So what might this “tan hipster” army be listening to? Probably a lot of things, but […]
Neutrogena Clear Face Sunscreen SPF 55 Quick Review: Do you like luxury?? Tanny sure does, in moderation, of course. I don’t know how the folks at Neutrogena have done it but somehow they’ve managed to liquify silk and infuse it with UV blocking goodness to create the world’s most opulent sunscreen. Seriously, Tanny’s skin feels […]
R&B and Turn-Up Trap, The Perfect Combo Every now and again, old Tanny likes to put on a little music for that special, naturally-tanned lady in his life. Sometimes Tanny wants to turn-up with a popular R&B artist that isn’t known for domestic violence (I see you Chris Breezy). No matter the situation, Bryson Tiller delivers. […]
Personal Sun Umbrellas, They’re Not Just for Dorks! Hey there tan fans, it’s Tanny Mangino here with another tanning tip to help ensure you’re tanning responsibly this summer! First of all let me say, I know what you’re thinking tan fans. Personal Sun Umbrellas are only for dorks for who don’t want a radiant, golden, […]
Banana Boat Sport Performance Sunscreen SPF 50 Quick Review: Whoa! Is that Tanny Mangino using a sunscreen that was actually designed for adults? Well, Banana Boat Sport Performance Sunscreen SPF 50 is designed for adults so it must be an adult sunscreen, right? Just to keep it 100% with ya’ll though, my mommy gave me this sunscreen […]
Reggae Suntans – A Match Made in Heaven Tanny has a confession to make. To be honest, this song is actually pretty awful. However, everyone has seen a movie sooooo bad, that it somehow becomes good. This song is like the movie “Pacific Rim” in the sense of overwhelming bad-ness turned into greatness. However, just […]
“Tiny Cities” & The Introspective Tanning Session Tanny here, with a another tune to help you on your quest for the perfect suntan. While Tanny loves him some good old fashioned EDM, “Tiny Cities” by Flume and Beck doesn’t necessarily fit the traditional summertime EDM song format. While the song sounds upbeat, and gets me […]
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