NO-AD SPF 45 Sunscreen Quick Review: NO-AD SPF 45 Sunscreen…henceforth referred to as “BRO-AD” has long been a staple in the sunscreen game. Like old Tanny, you might have always thought of BRO-AD as a cheap alternative to other higher quality sunscreen products. Maybe you’ve purchased the BRO-AD to cover a mass quantity of humans […]
What the fudge is Tanny Cares!? Well folks, if the video didn’t answer your questions (which I’m sure it didn’t), then let old Tanny elaborate. Tanny Cares, is the most exciting new charity on the block, founded by Mr. All-Natural Tan 2016 himself. All profits…and Tanny does mean all, will be going to the Skin […]
Stay Responsibly Tan…Gator Fan! GameDay Sun Safety Facts Are the brewskie’s ice cold? Check. Do we have plenty of disgusting food to eat? Check. Got the sunscreen packed? Of course. Is Tanny, feeling extra tan!? You better believe it! While the checklist above may seen like a no-brainer for a responsibly tan human, many […]
Duffle Bag Forever! 2 Chainz and an album inspired by the Karate Kid…wow. So how does 2 Chainz, a 39 year old man who will probably make more money than any of us will ever make in our lives, get away with a project titled “Daniel Son; Necklace Don”? Well I have no idea, but […]
I Know, You Know, I Know, You’re Ballin’ Zaddy…wow. Ty Dolla $ign, you’ve done it again. While definitely not the best song by a wide margin in $’s (pronounced “Dolla’s) discography, “Zaddy” holds a special place in my heart for it’s sheer stupidity. So what the heck does the term even mean? So basically a “Zaddy” […]
“Hey Bro, Will You Put Some Sunscreen on my Back!?” Don’t be embarrassed future tan guy. We’ve all been there. You need some sunscreen on your back and you’re surrounded by only dudes. Perhaps there’s a fine lady around, but it doesn’t seem appropriate to ask her either. Don’t be scared. Tanny has got your […]
Whistle While you Work (and Tan)! It’s Saturday and your wife is nagging you to mow the yard once again. Depressed you wonder…will she ever stop? Grass has grown for thousands of years with no one to mow it. Can’t it wait another weekend? You want to watch the unnecessarily early college football game at […]
Kiss My Face Sport Hot Spots Sunscreen Stick SPF 30 Quick Review: When your friend gives a sunscreen the nickname, “the grease boy“, you probably know you’re not looking at a five star product. While the Kiss My Face Sport Hot Spots Sunscreen Stick may stick to your face (and any other area you apply […]
Gucci Mane May or May Not Talk to You… Gucci Mane, a.k.a “Gucci Mane La Flare, Big Guwop, Mr. Zone 6” and an assortment of other ridiculous nicknames has had a long and illustrious rap career, despite being in and out of jail frequently for the past decade. Despite his checkered past, Gucci has recently […]
Neutrogena CoolDry Sport SPF 70 Quick Review: “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” – Juliet (Romeo & Juliet) You didn’t think old Tanny knew himself a little Shakespeare, did ye!? Well Tanny does know a little Shakespeare, and he also knows a we […]
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